The Lincoln Class of 2006

I can't wait for these cars to hit the market. They're a fusion of old school class and new school technology. The result: a line of cars not made for the young and flashy, lol.

Overall, the interiors of these Lincolns, especially the dashboards, remind me of something my grandpa mighta pushed back in the day. At the same time, some of the dashboards have this smooth low-watt neon lighting straight outta 2099.

Some of the models are very simple, like the Zephyr. But even the Zephyr has a wood-grain, silver-trim interior with a gear shift that looks like the polished, flattened top of a baseball bat; very fresh and definitely built for automatic transmission cats like myself, lol.

Other models are sure to be rarely seen and legendary to the lucky person who sees one pass in the night. The MK9 looks like a suburban Batmobile, lol. It's got a long, villainous front portion and a curt rear. The one I saw was all black with silver- grey trim and decor; the grey trim forms a subtle gill decoration along the sides of the front portion and a subtle "L" along the doors. This car is sure to shock someone at a redlight one night, that's for certainly.

Then there's the classic Lincoln Continental flagship. Observe: the trunk doesn't just lift up anymore. It pops up and folds back! Not only that, but the inner trunk SLIDES OUT! How fresh is that? Not to mention the rims CURVE INWARD. This is definitely not the car for kids to trick out.

These new Lincolns strike me as the types of cars you want to settle down in, ya know? My uncle pushes a Towncar, and it's a very comfy and spacious; can't ride in something that big and comfortable alone! Time for a brotha like me to start looking for a passenger...

So for the record you heard it here first ; the 2006 Lincolns are upon us to accomodate the grown and sexy. Very fresh indeedB-)